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Wednesday, July 30, 2008 5:09 PM
So, I took the kids to the State Fair. I guess I had a hankerin’ for a corn dog and a caramel apple! Of course, everyone was hungry when we arrived, so the search for the best looking corndog was on! We found it. We ate it. Then it was a visit to the “smallest woman in the world”. We had visited her before but horror of all horrors, she was a different lady entirely. This one was completely indifferent and wore a horrid wig. I was almost kind enough to hand her an HD card, but I had already stayed my 50 cents worth!
We found the funnel cakes, fried Oreos® and even attempted a fried Twinkie®. Sorry, I didn’t care for the Twinkie®, there is just something wayyy wrong about a deep fried Twinkie®. Besides, I didn’t see a defibrillator nearby! We walked through the barns and looked at the miniature horses with babies, saw a cow in labor…a real treat?...and looked at the pigs and the sheep.
Just like every year before, when it’s time to leave, there is a rising chorus of, “Just ONE more ride??? Please…just one more?” and of course, I always cave since I like the rides too! This time? I wish I hadn’t. We chose the Himalaya. It’s always been a fun ride. Lots of loud music and a raucous crowd. As the ride started, I took a bunch of pictures to share with you all! Then, the man operating a ride decided to become a “madman” and I started to pray.
Most of you know me as being pretty adventurous and that is accurate. I’m always the first to say, “higher” – “faster” – “one more time” – not this time… I tell you now, he had this ride going twice as fast as I had ever gone before. He was grinning like an evil character in an Alfred Hitchcock film! I thought my kids and I were “goners”. Usually, when the guy yells out, “do you want to go faster?” everyone screams, “YES!!!” This time, no one said anything. Not even the youngsters! It was a truly scary experience. The ride was going so fast that the force (along with my daughters) crushed me against the side of the car so hard I still have bruises!
I made a decision when the ride stopped. I’ll never put my life (or my children’s life) into the hands of anyone who resembles an evil character AND sets up temporary rides at carnivals! Tee hee. I sure hope the pictures turned out good…because next year, you aren’t going to see me anywhere near the “Himalaya”!
However, you still may catch me at the corn dog stand…I think that’s right where I belong!
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